Now that I know who is the father of Anna Nicole's baby, I can finally sleep at night! I just haven't been able to get any rest while THE WHOLE WORLD waited for the DNA results! Not.
Why is the media obsessed with that tramp? I am sooooooo sick of it.
Speaking of sleep, I finally did it. I quit rocking Ryan to sleep at night. After just 4 nights of crying, he goes down without a peep. I can't believe it! I can actually do stuff. I know, I know, I should have done it sooner, but I wasn't ready. He's too sweet :)
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Motherhood Frustrations
Aaah! My sweet little boy has turned into a Holy Terror - or as my mom aptly put it - a One Toddler Demolition Derby. He has always had a little bit of a temper, but now if you tell him no he either throws something at you or throws a roaring fit on the floor for 10 - 20 minutes. He is also fearless and is climbing many more things and then jumping off.
Two weeks ago he knocked over our Tiffany floor lamp. It was quite spectacular. It hit the edge of the toy box at the base of the shade and sheared off the socket. The shade and the light bulb didn't shatter, but there were sparks and it blew the circuit so all the lights went out.
Last weekend I took him to Aurora for the weekend. It was icky weather all weekend, so we couldn't go outside. In the course of 48 hours he put cereal down H's humidifier, flipped the rocking chair and put two big black marks on Mom's wall, opened Mom's china cabinet - took out a candle holder and ran away, jumped from the footstool to the rocking chair, jumped from the couch into the chair, etc, etc. I was exhausted by the time I got home and starting to question my motherhood abilities. He also had several hellacious tantrums while we were there and was a real pain when we went out to eat.
Monday night Todd, Ryan, and I went to the Machine Shed. We had to take him out twice while we waited for the food, and he whipped a spoon across the table, narrowly missing my nose. It made for a miserable meal. Of course he cooed, and smiled and charmed the server whenever she paid attention to him.
Today at school he whacked Chance upside the head with a truck for absolutely no reason. He spent quite a bit of time in timeout for that one. It seems he is either a good, good, charming little boy or naughty, naughty, with no in between. He definitely has the Stein temper.
He has also been refusing to go to bed - rocking him just doesn't work that well anymore unless you wait until 10:30. So, Sunday night we started the tough love and put him in his crib and let him cry. Night 1 - 10 min of screaming, Night 2 - 45 min of screaming/wailing/hysteria, Night 3 - no screaming (fell asleep on my lap), Night 4 - 15 min of screaming. It has been hard, but not as hard as it would have been to do several months (or a year) ago. It still sucks. I miss rocking him.
Well, I should head downstairs, it's 12 am. I have been simultaneously downloading music to my iPod, doing email, and putting together my new paper shelves. Maybe that explains why two sides of the shelves were put together wrong!
Two weeks ago he knocked over our Tiffany floor lamp. It was quite spectacular. It hit the edge of the toy box at the base of the shade and sheared off the socket. The shade and the light bulb didn't shatter, but there were sparks and it blew the circuit so all the lights went out.
Last weekend I took him to Aurora for the weekend. It was icky weather all weekend, so we couldn't go outside. In the course of 48 hours he put cereal down H's humidifier, flipped the rocking chair and put two big black marks on Mom's wall, opened Mom's china cabinet - took out a candle holder and ran away, jumped from the footstool to the rocking chair, jumped from the couch into the chair, etc, etc. I was exhausted by the time I got home and starting to question my motherhood abilities. He also had several hellacious tantrums while we were there and was a real pain when we went out to eat.
Monday night Todd, Ryan, and I went to the Machine Shed. We had to take him out twice while we waited for the food, and he whipped a spoon across the table, narrowly missing my nose. It made for a miserable meal. Of course he cooed, and smiled and charmed the server whenever she paid attention to him.
Today at school he whacked Chance upside the head with a truck for absolutely no reason. He spent quite a bit of time in timeout for that one. It seems he is either a good, good, charming little boy or naughty, naughty, with no in between. He definitely has the Stein temper.
He has also been refusing to go to bed - rocking him just doesn't work that well anymore unless you wait until 10:30. So, Sunday night we started the tough love and put him in his crib and let him cry. Night 1 - 10 min of screaming, Night 2 - 45 min of screaming/wailing/hysteria, Night 3 - no screaming (fell asleep on my lap), Night 4 - 15 min of screaming. It has been hard, but not as hard as it would have been to do several months (or a year) ago. It still sucks. I miss rocking him.
Well, I should head downstairs, it's 12 am. I have been simultaneously downloading music to my iPod, doing email, and putting together my new paper shelves. Maybe that explains why two sides of the shelves were put together wrong!
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Sleezewad
A few weeks ago, a total sleezewad tried to pick me up. It scared the crap out of me. It was one of those really nice days in February, so I came home at lunch and decided to go for a walk. I was bundled up in my big winter coat, ear muffs, and gloves, and was walking a block from home by the library. A car went by, and the guy kind of turned and looked at me. I thought it was someone I knew, so I gave a little wave. The car went down the block and turned left. As I approached the end of the next block, the car came back and stopped at the end of the sidewalk. The guy rolled down the window and ....
Mr. Sleazewad: Where ya headed?
Me: I'm just walking.
Mr. Sleazewad: Do you need a ride?
Me (getting freaked out): No thanks.
Mr. Sleazewad: Are you sure? Because you sure are cute!
I turned on my heel and took off for home. Those are the fastest 2 blocks I have ever walked in my entire life!
Mr. Sleazewad: Where ya headed?
Me: I'm just walking.
Mr. Sleazewad: Do you need a ride?
Me (getting freaked out): No thanks.
Mr. Sleazewad: Are you sure? Because you sure are cute!
I turned on my heel and took off for home. Those are the fastest 2 blocks I have ever walked in my entire life!
Finally The !@#$%^ Works!
Errrrr! to the new version of Blogger!!!! Errr!!!! Finally, after days of searching the help groups, I finally figured out that the reason I couldn't log in to my blog is because for some users, when you see 'Click Here to Continue' you have to right-click and open it in a new window. Errr!! Also, when I converted to the new version and set up my Google log-in, you can't change your google email address, even if your regular email address has changed, or you can't get into your blog. Errr!!!!
Well, I see it has been almost 7 weeks since I have blogged. I won't even try to catch you up on what all has happened. Pretty much I am just working, being a mom, trying to stick to my meal and exercise plans, and basically trying to keep my head above water. Todd in the past two weeks, has increased, (yes - I said increased- his work hours) so that has added extra joy to my life. Errr!!! Errr!!! We did have one nice family evening last Tuesday, we took stroller and walked over to Marino's on Franklin for pizza then walked the long way home. It was very nice, but nights like that are few and far between.
Since the last blog, Mr. Ryan has started eating people food, has made the transition (finally) to a sippy cup, and has quit using the inflatible bathtub in the big bathtub. I am still rocking him to sleep and he still has his paci, but we are making progress. He has also turned into quite the little climber (dining room table, top rung of rocking chair, into the crib, etc) which gives me quite the workout and scares me to death because he has no fear of anything. I have finally caved a little, and let him watch PBS just so I can catch a breath now and then. He is still obsessed with the vacuum cleaner and is obsessed with books. We read, and read, and read, which is good. I also let Aunt Kathy give him m&m's which he LOVED!
Yesterday we went to Humboldt with Todd's parents to visit Todd's Grandpa and Aunt and Uncle. It was a fun day, but very long. Ryan was non-stop from 8 am to 8 pm with no nap and without eating much. Todd's aunt and I splurged at supper and had the Ultimate Humboldt Burger, which is a hamburger with cheese, pickles, bbq sauce, and homemade onion rings on it and we split an order of the onion rings & ranch dressing with Sandy. The bowl the onion rings came in was just glistening with grease, but it was I almost cried it was so good. And, I had a taco salad at lunch. I really don't eat like that anymore (except the to-die-for giant lasagna at the last crop) and really paid the price. I had horrible nightmares last night and indigestion all day, which wasn't helped by the burger and chips I had at Tami and Preston's today! I guess my body has really adjusted to my new eating habits and doesn't like the junk any more. The first 40 pounds was easy to lose, but this next 40 has been hell. I was hoping to get if off by my birthday, but I may just have to settle for another 20 by then.
Last weekend we went to Osky and surprised Todd's dad for his birthday which was very nice too. I guess that was another nice family day. Todd had to leave after a few hours to go to work, but Ryan and I stayed until 8 pm. Next weekend Ryan and I have no plans, and then the 31st we are going to the Farm for my dad's birthday, and the week after that is Todd's mom's birthday and Easter. Whew!
That's all I can think of for now, I was going to clean up my scrapping area, but I am ordering some paper shelves (a bonus for me from me) so I might as well wait until they come in to clean up.
Well, I see it has been almost 7 weeks since I have blogged. I won't even try to catch you up on what all has happened. Pretty much I am just working, being a mom, trying to stick to my meal and exercise plans, and basically trying to keep my head above water. Todd in the past two weeks, has increased, (yes - I said increased- his work hours) so that has added extra joy to my life. Errr!!! Errr!!! We did have one nice family evening last Tuesday, we took stroller and walked over to Marino's on Franklin for pizza then walked the long way home. It was very nice, but nights like that are few and far between.
Since the last blog, Mr. Ryan has started eating people food, has made the transition (finally) to a sippy cup, and has quit using the inflatible bathtub in the big bathtub. I am still rocking him to sleep and he still has his paci, but we are making progress. He has also turned into quite the little climber (dining room table, top rung of rocking chair, into the crib, etc) which gives me quite the workout and scares me to death because he has no fear of anything. I have finally caved a little, and let him watch PBS just so I can catch a breath now and then. He is still obsessed with the vacuum cleaner and is obsessed with books. We read, and read, and read, which is good. I also let Aunt Kathy give him m&m's which he LOVED!
Yesterday we went to Humboldt with Todd's parents to visit Todd's Grandpa and Aunt and Uncle. It was a fun day, but very long. Ryan was non-stop from 8 am to 8 pm with no nap and without eating much. Todd's aunt and I splurged at supper and had the Ultimate Humboldt Burger, which is a hamburger with cheese, pickles, bbq sauce, and homemade onion rings on it and we split an order of the onion rings & ranch dressing with Sandy. The bowl the onion rings came in was just glistening with grease, but it was I almost cried it was so good. And, I had a taco salad at lunch. I really don't eat like that anymore (except the to-die-for giant lasagna at the last crop) and really paid the price. I had horrible nightmares last night and indigestion all day, which wasn't helped by the burger and chips I had at Tami and Preston's today! I guess my body has really adjusted to my new eating habits and doesn't like the junk any more. The first 40 pounds was easy to lose, but this next 40 has been hell. I was hoping to get if off by my birthday, but I may just have to settle for another 20 by then.
Last weekend we went to Osky and surprised Todd's dad for his birthday which was very nice too. I guess that was another nice family day. Todd had to leave after a few hours to go to work, but Ryan and I stayed until 8 pm. Next weekend Ryan and I have no plans, and then the 31st we are going to the Farm for my dad's birthday, and the week after that is Todd's mom's birthday and Easter. Whew!
That's all I can think of for now, I was going to clean up my scrapping area, but I am ordering some paper shelves (a bonus for me from me) so I might as well wait until they come in to clean up.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
New Philosophy
I haven't caught up on the laundry in weeks. I don't watch much tv anymore from 6-9 pm. My house isn't as clean as it used to be. I don't use my elliptical machine as much as I should. I haven't cropped in weeks or months. I need to go shopping for new clothes and haven't done it. I didn't make any homemade valentines. I eat frozen dinners for lunch and supper. My blog rarely gets updated, and I have had the same music on my iPOD for the past month. But from 5 - 9:15 every night and all day every weekend, a sticky, noisy, loud little soul has my full attention. He is happy and thriving. And so am I. Everything else can wait. He won't be a little boy forever.
CREEPY!!!!
Last night Todd was home and had been in bed since 4 pm. I turned out all the lights in the living room and got into bed at 11 pm. I specifically remember that I turned them all out because I couldn't see a darn thing when I tried to get into bed. I woke up 15 minutes later and the 3-light lamp in the living room was on and Todd was still sound asleep. All 3 bulbs. CREEPY!!!!!!!!
Today Todd took the laptop upstairs to hook up to the internet. When he got up there, the internet cable was already unhooked from the main computer and was just lying on the floor waiting for him. I never unhooked it, and I am the only one that uses that computer. CREEPY!!!!
Today Todd took the laptop upstairs to hook up to the internet. When he got up there, the internet cable was already unhooked from the main computer and was just lying on the floor waiting for him. I never unhooked it, and I am the only one that uses that computer. CREEPY!!!!
Tidbits
It's been a long time since I blogged. Here are some random thoughts/updates.
- Sometimes I can be a genius. I spilled a pop and it filled up both cup holders in the Jeep. I stuffed a diaper in them, and it sucked up the pop in minutes.
- You know it's cold when a jar of (spaghetti of course) baby food explodes in your diaper during the 15 minute drive to Rachel's house.
- A 15-month-old boy and a 18-month-old boy can not be expected to share their toys.
- Poker last Friday night was fun, but I only won one hand. I was having a hard time concentrating since it took me until 11:30 to get Ryan to sleep! He was up bright and shiny at 7:30 am Saturday morning.
- I continue to be addicted to the prison shows on MSNBC on Friday nights. I am also now addicted to Crime and Punishment and The Real Housewives of Orange County. Now there's a lot of silicone on that show. I am also addicted to Flip this House. I prefer the San Antonio version. That Armando is a real ass. I guess I am really into watching bad tv after Ryan goes to bed!
-Mediacom is a bunch of morons (like I didn't know). I haven't been able to get my new DVR box to work since they installed it. I finally called, and it turns out they didn't install a DVR box, they installed an HDTV box. Why???????????????
- I am a wuss. I can only do about 7 minutes on my new elliptical machine before I collapse.
- Why do I crop? Is it so I can be perfect or so I can keep a record of the important things in my life? I need to just start slappin' it down.
- I thought Todd and his parents were crazy, but the Macaroni and Cheese Pizza at Cici's is AWESOME!
- Don't cheat and eat all the bread pieces out of a giant bag of Gardetto's before you go to bed. You will dream that a toadstool grows out of your left eye, and when you pull it out your eye totally rots out and you have to take chemotherapy pills while you walk around with a brown mushy hole where your eye was.
- Sometimes I can be a genius. I spilled a pop and it filled up both cup holders in the Jeep. I stuffed a diaper in them, and it sucked up the pop in minutes.
- You know it's cold when a jar of (spaghetti of course) baby food explodes in your diaper during the 15 minute drive to Rachel's house.
- A 15-month-old boy and a 18-month-old boy can not be expected to share their toys.
- Poker last Friday night was fun, but I only won one hand. I was having a hard time concentrating since it took me until 11:30 to get Ryan to sleep! He was up bright and shiny at 7:30 am Saturday morning.
- I continue to be addicted to the prison shows on MSNBC on Friday nights. I am also now addicted to Crime and Punishment and The Real Housewives of Orange County. Now there's a lot of silicone on that show. I am also addicted to Flip this House. I prefer the San Antonio version. That Armando is a real ass. I guess I am really into watching bad tv after Ryan goes to bed!
-Mediacom is a bunch of morons (like I didn't know). I haven't been able to get my new DVR box to work since they installed it. I finally called, and it turns out they didn't install a DVR box, they installed an HDTV box. Why???????????????
- I am a wuss. I can only do about 7 minutes on my new elliptical machine before I collapse.
- Why do I crop? Is it so I can be perfect or so I can keep a record of the important things in my life? I need to just start slappin' it down.
- I thought Todd and his parents were crazy, but the Macaroni and Cheese Pizza at Cici's is AWESOME!
- Don't cheat and eat all the bread pieces out of a giant bag of Gardetto's before you go to bed. You will dream that a toadstool grows out of your left eye, and when you pull it out your eye totally rots out and you have to take chemotherapy pills while you walk around with a brown mushy hole where your eye was.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Poker
For all you poker ladies - I'm still waiting to hear back from a few people, but it looks like it will either have to be Feb 2 (Super Bowl weekend), or we will have to wait until March.
Toddlers!
This toddler business is not for the weak. Ryan is CRAAAZY. We had wedding receptions to go to both Friday night and Saturday, and of course Todd was at work Friday and in the wedding on Saturday, so I was on Ryan patrol. That boy can move fast. Saturday Ryan could not comprehend why he couldn't go be with Daddy on the altar (Todd was best man), so he and I spent the ceremony in the Sunday School Room. Then we were at the reception (at Stein's) before he fell off a barstool head-first and wen Splat! facedown. I looked at him and then I looked up, and it was like everyone in the room had frozen and all had these horrid looks of shock on their faces. I was more worried about someone turning me into DHS than I was about him I think. How did he manage to fall when I was less than 6 inches away? He ended up not being hurt, but he was already feverish and sleepy, so we went straight home. Some wedding. Sunday we went to Walmart and he kept trying to get out of the cart, and Monday we went out for supper and he wanted out of the high chair the whole time. He has also been in timeout again (he's only 15 months!) and knocked his head 3 times in the past 2 days and keeps climbing out of the bathtub.
He isn't that bad though. He does funny stuff too. Last night he poured and entire container of fruit puffs onto the carpet, then laid right in the middle of them, shoving them in his face as fast as he could. He kind of rolled in them too. Very funny!
He has also started breaking my heart. He now cries and tries to escape from the high chair every time I leave him at daycare, and Terri says he cries when the other kids' mommies pick their kids up. I wish I didn't have to send him to daycare...I just keep reminding myself that everyday I go to work I am getting free health insurance for my family, and that alone is worth something.
He isn't that bad though. He does funny stuff too. Last night he poured and entire container of fruit puffs onto the carpet, then laid right in the middle of them, shoving them in his face as fast as he could. He kind of rolled in them too. Very funny!
He has also started breaking my heart. He now cries and tries to escape from the high chair every time I leave him at daycare, and Terri says he cries when the other kids' mommies pick their kids up. I wish I didn't have to send him to daycare...I just keep reminding myself that everyday I go to work I am getting free health insurance for my family, and that alone is worth something.
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Ryan Update
It is fun watching Ryan develop into a little person. He has a new word this week - dog, and he now says very clearly 'Wake Up Daddy! Wake Up!'. He has been getting new teeth like crazy. Tonight I counted and he has 15. 8 on top and 7 on the bottom. He still won't touch much meat or any noodles, but he feeds himself peaches, bananas, and green beans. He is still obsessed with lights and light switches. Last night was the first time I ever put bubbles in his bath, and he was terrified! He kept trying to scrape them off his legs - crying the whole time.
Today he was put in timeout for hitting. Apparently all the other kids were being naughty and whacking each other, and he copied them. Terri Anne said she had so many kids in timeout today that it was more like a prison yard than a playground! I guess the time out worked and he actually sat there for the whole time. Terri Anne has a rule - You Hit, You Sit, That's It!
He still wants to be rocked to sleep, but is getting too big to get comfortable. Tonight he wriggled around and finally slid off my lap walked over to the middle of the living room, laid down, and was asleep in 5 seconds.
Today he was put in timeout for hitting. Apparently all the other kids were being naughty and whacking each other, and he copied them. Terri Anne said she had so many kids in timeout today that it was more like a prison yard than a playground! I guess the time out worked and he actually sat there for the whole time. Terri Anne has a rule - You Hit, You Sit, That's It!
He still wants to be rocked to sleep, but is getting too big to get comfortable. Tonight he wriggled around and finally slid off my lap walked over to the middle of the living room, laid down, and was asleep in 5 seconds.
Some Good News
Well, some finally some good news regarding my purse. Our homeowner's insurance is going to pay to replace the contents of my purse and purse (wow, a whopping $15 for the purse) and up to $200 in cash. So, I will be able to get another cell phone and iPOD. My health insurance is going to pay 80% of the blood sugar machine. It is just irritating to replace all this stuff. I still have no driver's license because I need a copy of my birth certificate with an official raised seal, but I can't order one over the phone from the courthouse in Audubon because I have no credit card or checks, and I have to go to the doctor to get a prescription for the blood sugar machine even though I already had one. Ugh. Also, I went to pick up Todd's prescriptions today and I had to leave one there because I didn't have enough cash on me!
Also, between the time my purse was stolen and I called Wells Fargo, the thief made one charge using my debit card. It was for $2.25 for Auntie Anne's Pretzels at the mall. What the heck?
Also, between the time my purse was stolen and I called Wells Fargo, the thief made one charge using my debit card. It was for $2.25 for Auntie Anne's Pretzels at the mall. What the heck?
Monday, January 01, 2007
Happy !@#$ing New Year
New Year's Eve was not a good day. I was grumpy because my newspaper was wet, my vacuum cleaner won't suck, my email wasn't working, and my husband was gone. Little did I know it was going to get worse.
About 3:30 Ryan and I went to K-Mart to buy an elliptical machine. First I returned three pairs of pajama pants for which they gave me a gift card. Then we shopped. A lady in the curtain section asked me a really weird question and asked me to help her, then disappeared. I thought it was strange, but nothingelse. So, we finally get up to the counter and I unload my stuff, and I HAVE NO PURSE!!! That lady distracted me with the question, and then must have stolen it. It was between Ryan and the back of the seat!!! The store manager looked all over, to no avail. In the meantime, Ryan had pooped and I was crying, so I took him home and changed him, called Wells Fargo and Verizon Wireless, then went to the police department and filled out a report. I finally got home at 6:30. I lost my license, insurance card, debit card, checkbook, new iPOD that I got for Christmas, my cell phone, my blood sugar meter, the Kmart gift card, the Starbucks gift card I won in the Halloween cooking contest, and A LOT of cash. I never carry that much cash, but I was going to spend it in the store and then take the rest to the bank.
There is no good side to this story, but at least they didn't hurt Ryan and I had my keys in my pocket so I was able to drive home. I have been doing laundry today and just trying to enjoy being home with Ryan. I don't have to worry about finding time to pay bills (they closed our account and it will be 10 days before I get checks) or dowload music onto my iPOD, so I have lots of time on my hands!
About 3:30 Ryan and I went to K-Mart to buy an elliptical machine. First I returned three pairs of pajama pants for which they gave me a gift card. Then we shopped. A lady in the curtain section asked me a really weird question and asked me to help her, then disappeared. I thought it was strange, but nothingelse. So, we finally get up to the counter and I unload my stuff, and I HAVE NO PURSE!!! That lady distracted me with the question, and then must have stolen it. It was between Ryan and the back of the seat!!! The store manager looked all over, to no avail. In the meantime, Ryan had pooped and I was crying, so I took him home and changed him, called Wells Fargo and Verizon Wireless, then went to the police department and filled out a report. I finally got home at 6:30. I lost my license, insurance card, debit card, checkbook, new iPOD that I got for Christmas, my cell phone, my blood sugar meter, the Kmart gift card, the Starbucks gift card I won in the Halloween cooking contest, and A LOT of cash. I never carry that much cash, but I was going to spend it in the store and then take the rest to the bank.
There is no good side to this story, but at least they didn't hurt Ryan and I had my keys in my pocket so I was able to drive home. I have been doing laundry today and just trying to enjoy being home with Ryan. I don't have to worry about finding time to pay bills (they closed our account and it will be 10 days before I get checks) or dowload music onto my iPOD, so I have lots of time on my hands!
Friday, December 29, 2006
Tooting My Own Horn
I am going to toot my own horn a little. I was the only person in my Optifast group not to gain weight over Christmas. In fact, I lost 0.5 pounds, which is amazing considering all the goodies I snitched!
I will have to update you on Christmas later. Back to the cleaning.
I will have to update you on Christmas later. Back to the cleaning.
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