Tidbits

It's been a long time since I blogged. Here are some random thoughts/updates.

- Sometimes I can be a genius. I spilled a pop and it filled up both cup holders in the Jeep. I stuffed a diaper in them, and it sucked up the pop in minutes.

- You know it's cold when a jar of (spaghetti of course) baby food explodes in your diaper during the 15 minute drive to Rachel's house.

- A 15-month-old boy and a 18-month-old boy can not be expected to share their toys.

- Poker last Friday night was fun, but I only won one hand. I was having a hard time concentrating since it took me until 11:30 to get Ryan to sleep! He was up bright and shiny at 7:30 am Saturday morning.

- I continue to be addicted to the prison shows on MSNBC on Friday nights. I am also now addicted to Crime and Punishment and The Real Housewives of Orange County. Now there's a lot of silicone on that show. I am also addicted to Flip this House. I prefer the San Antonio version. That Armando is a real ass. I guess I am really into watching bad tv after Ryan goes to bed!

-Mediacom is a bunch of morons (like I didn't know). I haven't been able to get my new DVR box to work since they installed it. I finally called, and it turns out they didn't install a DVR box, they installed an HDTV box. Why???????????????

- I am a wuss. I can only do about 7 minutes on my new elliptical machine before I collapse.

- Why do I crop? Is it so I can be perfect or so I can keep a record of the important things in my life? I need to just start slappin' it down.

- I thought Todd and his parents were crazy, but the Macaroni and Cheese Pizza at Cici's is AWESOME!

- Don't cheat and eat all the bread pieces out of a giant bag of Gardetto's before you go to bed. You will dream that a toadstool grows out of your left eye, and when you pull it out your eye totally rots out and you have to take chemotherapy pills while you walk around with a brown mushy hole where your eye was.