Sunday, March 18, 2007

Sleezewad

A few weeks ago, a total sleezewad tried to pick me up. It scared the crap out of me. It was one of those really nice days in February, so I came home at lunch and decided to go for a walk. I was bundled up in my big winter coat, ear muffs, and gloves, and was walking a block from home by the library. A car went by, and the guy kind of turned and looked at me. I thought it was someone I knew, so I gave a little wave. The car went down the block and turned left. As I approached the end of the next block, the car came back and stopped at the end of the sidewalk. The guy rolled down the window and ....

Mr. Sleazewad: Where ya headed?
Me: I'm just walking.
Mr. Sleazewad: Do you need a ride?
Me (getting freaked out): No thanks.
Mr. Sleazewad: Are you sure? Because you sure are cute!

I turned on my heel and took off for home. Those are the fastest 2 blocks I have ever walked in my entire life!

1 comment:

Rachel said...

I am glad he left you alone! I was smiling the whole time though reading your exchange. I can't access my blog from home either. I guess I need to research like you did.