Rachel's news about the estimated size of her baby must have rubbed off on me. Last night I had a weird dream. I had just given birth and was living in college dormitory with a guy from work. (That's weird enough). Then they got my baby mixed up with someone else's. When they finally brought her over, she was like The Big Enchilada. Did you see The Big Enchilada in the newspaper on Wednesday? She was 13 lbs, 2 oz, and had siblings called The Whopper (11 lbs) and Whopper Jr (10 lbs). Her mom wasn't even diabetic and he babies were that huge. Anyway, when I finally got my baby, it was gi-normus! The biggest baby ever. And I didn't have any diapers to fit, so I just held her over the sink and let her pee into that. Then I woke up. Was 20 mins late to work, and I still am pretty foggy, but at least my nightmare is over!
PS. No, I did not have pizza or bologna before bed.
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Yep I feel yah. I have been having weird dreams for awhile now. The night before last the shuttle bus driver for my work took us all captive on his bus and then me and John Cusak (spelling??) escaped in a car and I had my baby in a river.
Blame it on the hormones I guess. LOL!
Marnie-That is too funny. Yes, I read about the "Big Enchilada!" They live in Milwaukee, maybe it's the water. There are going to be many more weird dreams to come!
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